Meet Stephen King's corgi, "the Thing of Evil."
Finally, a list of turtle tweets!
"You cannot take yourself too seriously with a turtle on your head."
We can't forget about the littler guys!
Because there's a whole world out there.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
"My only friend is a tortoise."
Small turtle, big hands: this is the best thing you'll see all day.
It's a beautiful day to be alive.
Oh, to be young again.
The cutest. Via Seven Seas magazine.
Nom, nom, nom.
So wet, so hard.
"Oh my goodness!"
Blade the tortoise is back on the move thanks to one creative vet.
It's a simple question.
Let's settle this.
No one. NO. ONE. Is she a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills or a Herpetologist?
"Failures in a half-shell. Turtle power!"
Who do you think the proudest penguin in the world is?
These animals go to astounding lengths.
Australia is girt by sea. Pics via Tourism Australia's Instagram.
The greatest city in the world deserves the greatest heroes. Check out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows in theaters everywhere on June 3.
What do you think this is? Some sort of game?! Welcome to real life, punk.
What better way to celebrate World Turtle Day than with these cuties?
Sea Life Conservation Fund and friends are raising awareness of turtle conservation. #turtleshellfie
Hey there, Ms. New Booty.
Or the happiest animal in the world?
Wetter is always better.
♫ Slow ride. Take is easy. ♫ (*I realize most of these are tortoises. Spare me, internet commenters).
Gives new meaning to "butterfly kiss."
NSFW (Not Safe For Wildlife)
Now that's one good looking reptile. Via AlsBoy.
Turtles are masters of disguise. Just look at these deceptive little creatures.
The San Antonio Zoo welcomed her on June 18.
Happy World Turtle Day!!
Ever wonder what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are up to do these days? 30-something Ninja Turtles shows their depressing reality.
Plus a mashup of Anchorman and "Thrift Shop," the 10 types of Facebook statuses that make you undateable, and gratuitous Lil Bub.
These are videos people actually uploaded to YouTube.
Hey buddy, whatcha doin' with those pipes? Can I help?
This ode to turtlenecks was great! But it was missing something very important: actual turtle necks.
I know, I know. It's embarrassing to not be able to tell the difference between a Gulf Coast spiny softshell turtle and a chocolate chip pancake. But even the best herpetologists have problems with this.
Zombie Cat In The Hat? I'd read it. Dr. Faustus AU returns with more Seussian homages.