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Variations On Tortoises Humping Shoes

OK, I get it. Tortoises make odd squeaky noises and have inexplicable attractions to inanimate objects. Especially shoes. But it's time to start being more creative with these videos because they're clogging up Youtube. Here some examples of where I think we should be going with these.


Courtney Love's New Bedmate

Turtles are really big on the internet right now. CLove is just staying relevant. (If that is actually a tortoise, don't correct me. It's dead anyway, what does it matter.)

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