Ho ho ho, as they say.
"Not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change."
"When Jack Black said, 'You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore,” I really felt that."
*Sobs while looking in a mirror while the "Reflection" instrumental plays in the distance.*
"I’d let Florence Pugh and Rachel Weisz push me down a flight of stairs..."
Kylo Ren is a garbage can, but he's also MY garbage can.
Take your time with each of these stories and soak 'em in!
"You're not like other girls."
You're the only one! Shining, my star!
It's been a good decade for feminist comebacks.
Some of these are weirdly wholesome, others are just regular ol' wholesome.
Taehyung or G-Dragon?
RIP Ozai. He's not dead, he just got beat up by Caillou.
*Hears galloping in the distance.*
Just a bunch of tumblr wholesomeness.
"Edward: You better hold on tight, spider monkey. Bella: Put me down I'm going home."
You're legally required to say "oof" or "yikes" after each of these.
Also accepting name submissions since "baby Yoda" isn't technically accurate.
"Gonna ruin Thanksgiving this year by saying 'OK boomer' after the family prayer."
"French is Spanish but you speak it in cursive."
"TBH, Paul Rudd in Clueless is what made nerdy white guys my type."
"Realistic YA Novel: Just 300 pages of stressed out teens doing SAT prep."
"I had to do a lot of physical training and stuff but, uh...I didn't do it."
This post will either bring back memories or inspire some new ideas. Either way, it's a win-win
"Guys, if the Sonic the Hedgehog movie could pull itself together by the end of 2019, YOU CAN TOO."
"Oh, shiit...ake mushrooms."
“Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
Eyeliner! Sales! Are! Through! The! Roof!
"Four words that shook the world: Sing to me, Paolo."
"Everyone's talking about Beck from Victorious, but what about Sinjin?"
"WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?"
"Maybe the real treasure was the Declaration of Independence we stole along the way."
"I don't sing." —Troy Bolton
File this under "posts that define why I frequent this website."
"Dip moon like cookie."
It's all about the reblogs, baby.
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?" — Me, an adult woman, any given moment of the day.
In no particular order.
"Star Trek and Star Wars are both about blonde farm boys going to space for the drama of it all."
Kylo? More like "Please no," amirite?
"Marvel, where’s my 10 minute video of Thor teaching Earth etiquette to the Asgardians?"
Me at the club: "Can you play 'Burning Up' by the Jonas Brothers?"
"Babies have a lot of things to put in pockets like…….their Very Small Hands……a single ravioli……"
"Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?"
"Linguini from Ratatouille is the only millennial character ever written correctly."
"When Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all."