Die Mutter aller Lifehack-Listen!
Schon ganz einfache, kleine Tricks helfen.
Time to give that brain its first real workout of 2018.
“Safety is our top priority and pranks like this are dangerous for not only those involved but also to other customers," a spokesperson said.
Un test sponsorisé par le «Hit Machine».
Exclusive data from the British Transport Police indicates there has been an increase in reports of sexual assault on the London underground.
*** STAND BACK QUIZ APPROACHING ***
Do you know your Baker Street from your Blackfriars?
As annoying as the Northern line in the morning.
Mind the gap.
TL;DR: It was designed 150 years ago for steam trains.
Pray you don't run into the screaming woman of King's Cross.
Is it Marylebone or Maryleborne?
Please mind the gap (in your knowledge).
GD LCK, PPL!
Have you been paying attention on your way to work?
This is a Jubilee line train, stopping at all stations via headaches and confusion.
And also cry a little.
Are you more of a Sadiq Khan or Sadiq Khan't?
We spent a night on the London underground to speak to passengers using the new 24-hour service.
~Get in the zone~.
It's a mess.
Stopping at all stations via disappointment and self loathing.
Muhaydin Mire was convicted of attempted murder for an attack at Leytonstone tube station last December. The attack spawned the rallying call "You ain't no Muslim, bruv".
From Mayfair to Camden Town.
"So if Canary Wharf is the Death Star, does that mean Thor might accidentally end up there on his way to Greenwich?"
Get one question wrong and the quiz terminates there.
Don't worry, this is a drill.
Shoutout to women who can do their makeup perfectly on the tube.
More difficult and soul destroying than trying to change lines at Bank during rush hour.
A dispute over the night tube could lead to halted service on 27 January, 15 February, and 17 February.
Transport for London is experiencing "technical issues" with its Oyster readers, a spokesperson said.
I'm very, very sorry.
One person suffered serious injuries after being attacked by a man who reportedly said: "This is for Syria." Police are investigating the incident as an act of terror.
Stopping at all stations via self loathing.
"I'm gonna move to a larger suction."
The next station is Pure Happiness. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge.
This quiz terminates at Morden via Bank.
The north/south London divide is very, very real.
"Shall we say Leicester Square at 7pm?" *Deletes match*
May the odds that you survive rush hour be ever in your favour.
"You accusing me of giving my dog prosecco?"
Please mind the gap. And close your legs while you're at it.
This will change the way you think about transport in London. Via CityMetric.
Maybe there are some maps here that might be more useful.
There are 268 to choose from.
Toenails, bald princesses, and...Ed Balls.
The Brazilian electrician was shot dead by London police officers who wrongly identified him as a terrorist. Ten years on, his family is still seeking justice.