Razor scooters are the reason I have trust issues.
The internet has destroyed us all.
Lyin' no good FOOD.
"U FOOLED MY MOM AGAIN."
It really starts in early childhood (Concerned Children's Advertisers, I'm looking at you).
"Who are you texting?"
Trust truths. All confessions via Whisper.
As told by national treasure and voice of reason, Rakhi Sawant.
Remember: Trust no one.
It was all so perfect, and then...
Everything is a lie.
Some people are born suspicious, and some are made.
This explains why we're all messed up.
Also ensures your friends stop setting you up on blind dates. Requires great bone structure.