Don't freak out if your life isn't going exactly how you planned. H/T Quora
These relationships are doomed.
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Cringing so hard.
Hello, 911? I would like to report a crime.
Not counting Butterbeer, of course.
Are you more of a Lennon or a Salinger?
Fries before guys.
"All I do is say 'no worries' and worry about things."
So accurate, it's scary.
This is urgent.
The world is an irritating place.
Not all heroes wear capes.
His 74-game winning streak ended on November 30, 2004.
MUST. BUY. EVERY. BOOK.
Fingers crossed you don't get Danny Rand.
Pop quiz, hotshot.
Husbands come and go, but bridesmaids are forever.
For when you need a wholesome pick-me-up.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
And they're not all cats! (But a lot of them are cats.)
Canada is a real country, we promise.
Get a snapshot of your future.
"My dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it's just pictures of himself."
It's not me, it's you.
"WTF is a house hippo?"
The world can be so nice sometimes.
Him: "I like hot dogs." Me, trying to impress him: "Scooby-Doo is very attractive."
"Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam! In six weeks, she's being named prom queen."
Love doesn't have to be expensive.
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Flimsy hair ties are no match for your ridiculously thick mane.
"Every year, thousands of boyfriends are hunted for their jeans alone."
Tear that wall down, flip it, and reverse it.
"I know more about Spider-Man's origins than I know about how my parents met."
The horror movie turns 20 this year.
Find out right meow.
Don't trip up.
"What are your Canada Day resolutions? Mine is I'm sorry."
It can be a difficult process.
For richer or...richer.
It's all up to interpretation.
You'll look super.
And there's no Dollar Menu to save you.
This isn't a phase, mom! This is who I really am!
Their opinion is very important to me.