Ein Wort: Lavalampe!
“Fashions fade, style is eternal."
Two words: Glitter. Tattoos.
I gave my 20-year-old sister free rein to pick out outfits I would have to wear out in the world.
Auf einer Skala von "Igitt" bis "Cool" – wie findest du Schnellfickerhosen?
Are you kind of done with the whole avocado on toast thing?
This is mesmerisingly dumb and brilliant.
So many spaghetti straps!
It was kind of a big deal.
This will mess with you.
Capri pants owners to the front!
From LA to Tokyo.
Are you all about chia puddings and cloud eggs?
Are you a big fan of millennial pink?
Get ready for more excellent prints and pants.
Say what you wanna say, but you secretly wish you were a '90s fashion icon.
Make me magic!
Da muss ich leider Nein sagen.
*scrolls through Harry Potter memes for an hour*
If your eyes are the windows to the soul, then your eyebrows should offer the best window dressing.
You need a vacay, don't you?
Mom jeans in the front, crack in the back.
We've come a long way since sperm brows.
How closely do you follow fashion?
*Slow dances to "Sugar, We're Goin Down" by Fall Out Boy*
Pennies? Gender?? Something's gotta die!!!!
Are the stars more accurate than your mood ring?
*Immediately runs to hairdresser with inspo pics*
Back when your biggest concern was tending to your Neopets.
Rompers= sitting on the toilet basically naked
So much zen.
A decade's worth of decisions.
The signs of the time.
I guess being extra is in style.
Can all of them go?
If you're under 31, you won't understand this.
Get ready to time travel.
Were you a Sun-Ripened Raspberry girl? Or more Plumeria?
"I guess if I lived in Korea, this is what alternate universe Rachel would look like".
Are you really ready for the return of these?
"Pardon this spinterruption."
It's like a Disney villain, with a heart of gold!
All your tragic middle school outfits are coming soon to an Urban Outfitters near you.
"I was getting tired so I laid down on the stairs" – Sean Diddy Combs.
We won't be contouring forever.
It's morphin time!
Fashion ist ein Kreislauf und sobald du all deine schrecklichen Klamotten ausrangiert hast, sind sie wieder in Mode.
You're such a stan.
Remember when the most stressful thing you could do was to hit the internet button on your flip phone?