"I don’t know what words to use to describe what’s going on over here," said a woman who was forced to flee her home.
Deck the halls with these bad boys.
Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree.
Bake it 'til you make it.
These trees should be celebrities. Celebritrees!
Deck those halls.
This is important information.
Can you go 8 for 8?
The first tree died.
Officials fear the ever-growing tinder box of dead, dried-out trees will only add to what has already been a devastating series of wildfire seasons.
With apologies to everyone else.
Can you go 10 for 10?
In just the last eight months, 26 million trees have died, officials say. Drought and bark beetle infestations are the primary culprits behind the massive die-off.
"Reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna."
Everybody has a sassy tree inside.
Nature is beautiful.
"Epidemic infestations" of bark beetles have killed an estimated 22 million trees in the Golden State so far, and it could get worse.
Here are the most moving, spectacular, and beautiful photos of science and nature from September.
"#21: Eye contact with animals"
What the hell is going on?
Let’s face it: Trees would be sexy as hell if they were human.
Here are the fruits of his labor.
Here's how you can save a shit ton of trees. H/t: Homegrown.
Because only basic bitches get buried.
JUST TRY THESE TREES. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Bless the #6secondsofcalm hashtag.
"Dear Future Generations: Sorry."
Go live in the woods? Beech I might.
Exactly what it sounds like. Thank you r/TreeSuckingOnThings for existing, for whatever reason you exist.
Instead of a cemetery, you could visit a memorial forest.
“Let me walk around as a big ball of hair and see how many guys I get.”
This is for anyone who didn't get the leading role.
"Ew... 7-Eleven pizza."
“I don’t even own pants.”
There will be bauble blood.
If no one's around to see him, does he make a sound?
Bathing in the purple rain.
Leaf through the shortlist and cast your vote now.
Hard to tell if this is a fail or win.
“All I’ve ever wanted is a son who joins Earth Club!”
You've been warned.
We trusted you trees, what the hell are you doing?
There's no such thing as "Irish" potatoes?!
This is a highly important scientific finding.
National Arbor Day is April 25. Will you be drunk?
Yes, you're about to be seriously envious of a bunch of birdhouses.
Plus the coolest tree house ever, the man who boxed a tiger shark, and eight of Oprah's most out-of-touch gift ideas.