"Pemulwuy" sits between "Boaty McBoat" and "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong".
"Literally there is nobody to drive the trains."
A cry of despair, followed by an act of good faith by a rail system that uses social media.
Time to give that brain its first real workout of 2018.
This is why we can't have [environmentally] nice things.
The steps on the escalator will collapse and you’ll fall in, and be ground to a pulp by the mechanics.
It's going to be a long trip.
Please mind the gap (in your knowledge).
Five people were taken to hospital and 21 people were treated at the scene, London Fire Brigade said.
Are you more of a Sadiq Khan or Sadiq Khan't?
If the feral cows don't get you, Bus Porn Man will.
It would've been cheaper to fly.
The taxi service has teamed up with Mumbai police to fight drunk driving.
The new feature of the Uber app will start off in Bengaluru.
Transport bosses held their first ever UK summit on how best to help travellers with mental health issues.
Ruining a perfectly good journey for the rest of us.
Police also received 1,603 reports of indecent sexual behaviour between April and December last year.
There has been a steady rise in reports of groping, flashing, and assault on the London underground. Use our interactive tools to find out how safe your journey is.
The Labour leader will meet Transport for London on Friday, BuzzFeed News understands.
Stopping at all stations via self loathing.
The tube doors opened in front of me. I am the chosen one.
Le harcèlement dans les transports est une réalité.
When your friends want you to go to the dreaded North Shore.
Listen up, TfL. We need these badges ASAP.
This will change the way you think about transport in London. Via CityMetric.
Everything you need to know about this very special image.
Toenails, bald princesses, and...Ed Balls.
Robin Lee was arrested, handcuffed, and taken to a police station on suspicion of "abstracting electricity", only to be de-arrested minutes later.
Heavy rains hit Mumbai on June 19, resulting in the death of two people, and leaving several areas waterlogged.
BuzzFeed News looks into where in the bloody hell is next for Uber in Australia.
Which would you rather use to get home at night?
Must. Not. Fall. Asleep.
Make the hell that is your daily tube journey that little bit more tolerable.
People were reduced to hurdling barriers and climbing under them thanks to severe overcrowding.
Telling it like it is, and in some style.
Please stand behind the yellow line, or you may be sucked off. LOL, sucked off.
Britain + Transport = Useless
C'est toujours un mauvais moment à passer.
This train calls at all stations to King's Landing.
Transport minister Stephen Hammond says the scheme will help people find jobs.
It's possible TFL annoys people.
Most of London is badly designed for cycling, but these bike routes stand out as being utterly horrible to ride. Or just plain ridiculous.
Ancient Japan meets modern London, with beautiful results.
Just so you know, this post features quite a lot of people in queues.
Planes, no thanks.
Danger Cat, Away!
With thanks to the London Transport Museum.
The early days of the tube. Via Museum of London.