I'm here for this adaptation.
The Happytime Murders is like if the Muppets met The Heat.
The film features interviews with George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Henry Kissinger, and more.
The end is nigh, sensates.
The trailer features an epic supercut of a bunch of Queen songs including "Another One Bites the Dust," "Killer Queen," and, of course, "Bohemian Rhapsody."
The second season will premiere on Netflix on May 18.
Regardless of what they say, it is DEFINITELY a chick flick you'll take all your best girl friends for.
August can't come quickly enough.
"Rules? Without the rule-breakers, honey, where would you be?"
This is the cinematic event of the century.
"What would you say if I told you I wanted to start selling weed?"
June can't come fast enough.
"I know he's guilty...just prove it."
How far is May 11 again?
"I will fight for all of us."
"And that is why 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' is pure pornography."
"It's 'Psycho' in space."
Is it me, or does this guy sound EXACTLY like the real Prince Harry?
"Quite by accident, I find myself in a rather criminal position."
Everything about the ocean is terrifying.
"I hope you did not masturbate today, we need you sharp and ready to go."
"Your twenties are great, then your thirties come around the corner like a garbage truck at 5:00 AM."
Let's just give Saoirse Ronan all of the awards forever, okay?
Most importantly: EDNA MODE IS BACK.
This movie is clearly not for the faint-hearted.
It's time to live like a minimalist.
"Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?"
[Extremely loud and excited Chewbacca noise.]
Bring on April 22!
Forget the "I'm not crying" joke because I'm FULLY crying.
"This will be a game night to remember."
More like Hope van DAMN.
I'm not sure why I'm crying, but I'm crying.
"I deserve a great love story."
Blessed be this fruit.
"This is a story about motherhood in 2018."
I'll take my pasta with extra creepy, thank you.
"It seems you're pregnant, Mrs. Grey."
"I'm James. I'm 17, and I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath."
A reversal of roles in more ways than one.
George Clooney and Brad Pitt WHO?
So. Many. Powerful. Babes.
Everyone needs a Rani Miss rn.
"If you say 'with great power comes great responsibility,' I swear I'll throw up on you."
"Live forever in the body you deserve."