Bet you didn't know that doll couple Barbie and Ken were actually named after siblings.
Let's be real, we're all still kids at heart.
Please don't let your Tamagotchi die!
**Checks flights for Antarctica**
"This is like Jurassic Park."
For the person on your list who's environmentally woke.
Sadly you can't fit Epcot in a stocking.
Including a white T-shirt that CANNOT GET DIRTY and a levitating moon lamp.
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Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?
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Can't house a pet llama? That's no probllama with this stuff!
What that spin do?
Damnit, Pixar, with the waterworks.
*passes to you*
"Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail."
The company behind the popular toys said they do not "use foul language" (but did not deny they could be taught such language).
Educational and informative.
Tiny-black-bowler-hat's off to you, Hasbro.
"He eats poop...like all the time."
The online retail giant removed the two-wheeled devices after an official warning that "consumers risk serious injury or death if their self-balancing scooters ignite and burn."
There are now Teslas for kids and I'm still driving my mom's car.
“You didn’t cut this hair yourself, right? ...It looks like you did."
“This one actually has some muscle."
You just need a release.
Let's not forget about Betty Spaghetty, people.
The one toy that brings you joy.
Do you know Barbie's real name?
To think, your parents probably sold these toys for a dollar at a garage sale.
It's quite simple to make and no... this sucker is not nuclear.
Pug parents know what’s up.
If Tony Stark could build a toy of himself, it would look like this.
We're pretty sure this Happy Meal minion toy just swore at us.
"It was a nightmare. I tried to pull it apart but in the end we had to call the fire station," her dad said.
"We are sorry that wording which could be considered offensive has been used, as this has not been our intention at all," the company said.
Prepare to be won over by these doofuses.
The struggle of being a dog lover and not having your own.
Her boobs grow.
We think her toys are trying to tell her something.
Apparently every kids toy looks like a penis.
You are now officially more clever than your cat!
Feel the good vibrations!
Because what isn't better as a doughnut?
The CIA toyed with the idea of a bin Laden doll, but ultimately killed the project.
"Anal lube that tastes like birthday cake and is vegan is really a niche market."
"First of all, it looks like he has a terrible secret."