Let's get scent-imental.
Feels good, man.
We can have a conversation without you holding onto my arm, thank you very much.
Can wasabi make your lips more plump?
"I look like Fantasy."
Mouthgasms, eargasms, eyegasms, you name it.
TFW you basically have an orgasm with one of your five senses.
“A nice ass is very tight.”
Is it dirty? It looks dirty.
TFW when you dive for the five metre line instead of the try line.
Consider this post the red pill.
Could you identify your girlfriend just by feeling her face?
"It's a little sticky."
Could you identify your girlfriend just by touching her face?
"I'd rather just make out with somebody."
We've reached peak Biden.
No one actually flips their hair in real life.
You can do much better than "You up?" or "Sup girl?"
"Careful... red rocket!"
"Can I touch your hair?" Featuring GloZell Green.
I wasn’t staring AT you, I swear.
Hope you're not feeling touchy today.
Because sometimes you can’t keep your hands to yourself.