No millennial would dispute these.
Who's your number one?
"Mom, I don't know why the guy at Circuit City told you the computer got a virus from downloading music. I don't even know how to do that!" —You, circa 2003
Passive-aggressively deleting a friend from your Myspace Top 8? Check!
Kim is just the gift that keeps on giving.
Being taken out of someone's top 8 = the death of so many friendships.
Don't worry, you weren't the only one who voted for Justin Guarini.
When you moved someone down in your Top 8.
He's still got it.