This has nothing to do with thrown out airplane tickets. We promise.
For the person on your list who's environmentally woke.
Unicorn makeup brushes, a foldable keyboard, light-up building blocks, a wine decanter, and other awesome stuff for people you *really* like.
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
Because a candle is great, but a toothbrush is better.
Crawling out from underneath your covers and facing the world, made easier.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
A triceratops taco holder, a portable espresso maker, a super-cozy flannel, and 19 other products that will surprise and delight your loved ones this season.
PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
Last row, middle seat, next to the bathrooms, with no reclining ability? No problem! The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Someone please stop this.
Don't bristle at these questions.
Nobody actually brushes in the shower, right?
If you love your iPhone, Amazon Prime, and Warby Parker glasses, you'll probably like the Quip.
So fucking hot.
Because who has time to spend running around actual stores anymore? The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
Does Kylie know about this yet?
“When I was little I found a used condom in my parents’ room and I thought it was a ‘tongue cleaner’… Yep, I put the used condom on my tongue. I’m still cringing to this day.”
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Can you watch this without feeling really weird?
The epic battle between dog and toothbrush continues.
Her name's Nininta, and she's reaaaally relaxed.
Why not let today be the day you finally get it all together?
Here's what your teeth look like up close and personal with a scanning electron microscope.
Basically, everything you own is disgusting.
Knowing is half the battle.
Plus a submarine in the streets of Milan, a beer made with meteorites, and a terrifying toothbrush that'll clean your teeth in six seconds.
Plus the seamy world of Netflix adultery, 8 awesome illustrations of female pop culture characters as saints, and Jared Leto's new hobby.
Man, toothbrushes just aren't very manly, are they? I mean, they brush teeth... that doesn't sound very tough... but what if you called it the PLAQUE EVISCERATOR?
Why do something in a normal fashion when you can do it EXTREME.