Poke poke poke.
Real talk just got too real.
It must be sorcery how can it be real?
Do you know how?
Obviously not... but why?
Eight reasons you should really wash your face before bed.
"What did you just say?!"
This will for sure be the cutest thing you see all day.
What does it take to get some sleep around here?!
Why do I care about someone I don't even know?
Prevention is your number one friend.
"You're so embarrassing."
Even criminals have kids.
Take a break from what you're doing.
A guide to make your first date also your last date.
Follow these tips to get you dumped.
“Years ago, Alec said to me, ‘When I propose to you, it will be the best proposal ever.’”
"NOOOOO! We're gonna be early!"
Warning pronouncing words this way may make you sound pretentious…
You'll see just how easy it can be!
It’s not as hard as you think.
STOP THE TEENS!
I dare you to make it through this without saying, "Nope!"
I would say this is sad, but the Jets could probably use the help.
Comparing at letter written to Old St. Nick in 1911 to one from this year reveals...well, that things have changed. For instance, toffee was really a really hot Christmas item 100 years ago.
What a courteous bear! I bet it apologizes before it eats you, too.
To all the art students out there, you're doing it wrong.
Siri provides a great way to ensure that you'll never need human interaction ever again. Ever.
The only way to perform any successful major surgery should involve brandy. Because that's how gentlemen roll.
Awesome site lets you put text to speech, and have a scary robotic guy read it out to you!
I whole heartedly agree with this.