"I'm no hero; I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
Are these quotes as real as Tina's imaginary horse Jericho?
Time for the charm bomb to explode.
She's so full of wisdom.
::Mentally prepares five hours for small greeting:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Are you Louise or Tina?
No erotic friend fiction here.
"I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself."
They'll love these so much, they'll be writing erotic fan fiction about them. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
It's kind of uhhhhhhhhh-mazing.
Butts. Zombies. Horses. More butts.
"Camera, take the day off. I added ten pounds to myself".
"Unicorn testicles are where dreams are born!"
Any Bob's Burgers fan will have noticed the storefront next to the restaurant changes every episode.
Your heart will poop its pants.
Let me explain.
"I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman."
Tina Belcher is the woman we should all hope to be.
All your faves are zombies.
"My heart just pooped its pants."
Hear me out.
I'm not awkward — you're awkward!
Don't have a crap attack.
Sleater-Kinney's new music video is just the beginning. Soon we will all be offering our butts and erotic fanfictions to our new overlord.
As strong, smart, sensual women are known to do.
The ten commandments of Tina.
Tina for Bae 2014.
Tina Belcher of "Bob's Burgers" captures hearts of men on the popular hookup app.
These ladies would've slayed in more ways than one.
It's hard out there for a geek.
Just because she's fictional doesn't mean you can't put your arms around her.
She knows burgers, loves a good rear, and has the voice of a tone deaf male angel. If Tina Belcher wrote a self help book, this is how it would go.
Belcher all on his mouth like liquor.
Why not feel just a tad more bedazzled while you write your zombie friend-fiction?
"Here's a bunch of numbers. They may look random but they're my phone number."
For all the smart, strong, sensual people in your life.
You smart, strong, sensual woman, you.
The cast and creator of everyone's favorite animated comedy sat down with BuzzFeed at New York Comic Con.
Tina Belcher, the 13-year-old star of Bob's Burgers, is the middle school best friend you always wanted.
BuzzFeed has the first look at the all new episode, in which Tina investigates the "Mad Pooper."
"I smell fear on you."