"The reasons are simple, I started tweetin' 'bout pimples."
Be our guest!
Oops... I did it again.
Spice up your food!
Frankly, my dear, I think you should take this quiz.
*Opens up flip phone and dials BFF* Did you hear saddle bags are back?
Claim your cartoon name!
Because money is everything, right? ;)
Are you larger than life?
Which "meddling kid" (or dog) are you?
My soul sounds like '90s music.
~I want it that way~
It might just be the ~best song ever~ 😉
Let's get old school.
Must. Resist. Dropping. Guests. In. The. Lake.
TLDR; nothing worked that well and TV shows were a lot more problematic.
Who doesn't love waffles and movies?
*Plays Sex and the City theme song*
Don't be fooled by the rocks that we got!
Where were you meant to be?
The good old days.
Ovaries before brovaries, forever and always.
Let's be real, we're all still kids at heart.
Get you a friend who will tell you off when you make laklak the shampoo.
*mouths the lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" while finger painting*
Don't lie, you were spooked AF.
The mini Polly Pocket compacts will be sold in stores this summer.
Are you ready kids?!
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.
I'm not gonna write you a love song.
When did Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston get married?
Here I go again!
Waddle around and make new plans.
I'm sorry Ms Jackson, I am for real.
Much simpler times.
Can you rock Bret's World?
Do you want to go to land or the ocean?
Shhh, it's a secret.
These are some serious throwbacks.
Throwing it back!
Some people are worth melting for.
*Wishes for Flynn Rider*
Three words: Hey There Delilah.
"Go on and kiss the girl."
Time for Tubby bye bye.
"You lower your voice as much as you can and say 'EA SPORTS IT’S IN THE GAME' along with the TV. Life is good."
You, the Disney princess, in your own town.
If you were born between 1995 to 1999, that means you.
That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana.
Please don't let your Tamagotchi die!