"My hair swirls are strangely beautiful. This is art."
Only half of them were about Jamie Dornan's butt.
If I could get married in Kmart, I probably would tbh.
Episode 1: James is a freaking creep. Episode 8: I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT MY SMALL CHILD JAMES.
Head or heart?
"If I get the ripped ones I’ll definitely get shit from Mum asking whether I’d actually paid money to get jeans she could have cut up herself."
Am I... am I in the #fitfam now?
Gym rats, don't take my parmigiana.
You're unique...just like everybody else.
Is it just me, or is everything better in Europe?
Listen to the animals.
"I'm both confused and aroused."
The steps on the escalator will collapse and you’ll fall in, and be ground to a pulp by the mechanics.
Everything is bad.
"Shit, how do I make myself sound impressive and not boring?"
"Stop. HAMMER TIME."
How could they just END the episode like that?!
The real tragedy is about Jon and his missing boat.
At least someone got laid.
I AM SO EXCITED.
Why am I doing this to myself?
Can I leave?
SHOULD I HAVE MADE SNACKS?
Are you more of a mystified mango or an awestruck pear?
HOW IS MY STAMINA ALREADY DEPLETED????
“I SPY A CLEARANCE RACK. DON’T WORRY, CLEARANCE RACK, I'M COMING.”
Because you know we all have them.
What do you think about while cleaning?
"What if I throw up in her mouth?"
"That damp spot in the corner of my room does look a lot like a portal."
Pupusa making is truly an art form and I am definitely not an artist.
*acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit in the future*
First voicemails, and now a fax?
Is Bob Costas commentating a rave right now?
"No, I don't want to come to your ironic meninist reinterpretation of Pride and Prejudice, thanks."
A primer on that show everyone on your Facebook feed is talking about.
WHAT A RIDE.
I just watched a girl eat a rose. I'm so glad this show is back.
Project Jon Snow saying “I know where to put it” onto my gravestone. Warning: contains spoilers for Season 6.
"That's Liz Lemon's boyfriend."
"I miss that character" - me in literally every scene. Warning: contains spoilers for Season 6.
"I don’t wanna go! I just wanna stay in and watch Netflix!"
So much foreshadowing. Warning: contains spoilers for Season 6.
My body was not ready. SPOILERS AHEAD.
Killing time until we get new Game of Thrones with old Game of Thrones. Warning: This contains spoilers for Season 6.
Things got dark, man. Things got real dark.
From now on, EVERYBODY LISTEN TO SANSA.
Finally, things kinda went right for a change!