What happened to Mya?
One age does NOT fit all.
"Is it true that if u pluck a white hair three come to its funeral?"
"I am very excited about our first major appliance purchase."
"You're such a nan."
"If you can't beat them, join them, and I'll bet you've got far more to big yourself up about than that bunch of dick-slapping pricks."
There's more than one type of three-way, FYI.
"You have to choose between family and career."
Thirty and goddamn thriving.
"May you treat yourself with all the money you are now saving on car insurance."
With age comes wisdom... and organization.
Raising both hands in celebration.
No amount of catnip will make this better.
Can we finally get a naptime emoji?
A few twentysomethings had burning questions for us olds, and we decided to answer that call.
You will definitely not wish you were younger.
CARE BEAR STARING OFF INTO THE HORIZON WONDERING WHAT A ROTH IRA IS.
So you're taking the plunge back to school in the hope of bettering your career. And why not? You aren't old, but you're still kinda old.
Just hope that none of these happen to you in your thirties.
Be glad you are not any of these people.
But are we dating?
Your expensive bedsheets are getting TURNT down.
This is way less eventful than the movies said it would be.
Welcome to the best decade of your life! Unless you're 35.
"Growing old is so unfair, I just found a gray pubic hair."
Hi Santa please obliterate Sallie Mae forever OK thanks.
Or at least ... the things you wish you could upgrade. Because I hate you, Ikea salad spinner.
If you don't identify with Gen X, but don't feel like you belong to Gen Y either, you're part of the lost thirtysomething crew.
Welcome to 30 going on 13.
Everything said in this song is sad but true.