It's a great decade, guys.
Ankle pants and cardigans everywhere!
You're not old. You're 29 plus shipping and handling.
"I'm 36 and I'm still so scared of going on dates." Courtesy of Whisper.
Thanks for the meme-ories.
"I take my fish oil vitamin with red wine, playa."
Definitely too old for this shit.
Not really lovin' it, but trying.
"I am very excited about our first major appliance purchase."
"Realizing I am older than any of the characters on Friends."
There's more than one type of three-way, FYI.
After the conviction of Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was announced, the MBTA police officer who was shot during the 2013 attacks spoke with BuzzFeed News.
Send these to anyone you know who's approaching the big 3-0. I'm sure they'll thank you for it.
When does that "wisdom" thing kick in?
These all have important life lessons. Like, definitely trust that random hot guy who looks like Ethan Hawke.
Never fear, becoming a (sorta) grown-up is actually pretty great.
It's a friendship time capsule! (via twentytwowords.com).
At least, that's the prediction of a majority of respondents in a new Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll. "Fat and bald" was another popular choice. We are a pessimistic people. And why is 60 Minutes polling this?