Kimye or Posh and Becks?
*Obi-Wan voice* You cannot escape your destiny.
We all secretly want a date with these power couples.
So much shower sex.
"Come with us," they said, "It'll be fun!" they said.
As told by Lumpy Space Princess.
We all get a bit jealous sometimes.
♫Just the three of us, we can make it if we try♫
Never a dull moment for this third wheel.
You are not a third wheel, you are a majestic unicycle.
The single life can be roooough. Confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Get me OUTTA HERE.
It's hard out here for Kris Jenner.
YES, I'm still single, Aunt Judy.
"It'll be fun they said. It won't be awkward at all THEY SAID."
Remember: You are not a third wheel – you are a unicycle and they are your training wheels.
Three is not company, stop it with your lies 1970s sitcoms.
<3 <3 <\3.
Come with us, they said. It will be fun, they said. LIES!
Yes grandma, I'm still single.
From Amy Poehler and Tina Fey to Sir Ian McKellan and Sir Patrick Stewart, there are so many famous BFFs dying to hang out with you.
Are we ever going to hang out again?
Because who doesn't like being reminded how alone they are?
I want to be their third wheel.
Just 'cause they're single doesn't mean they want to tag along on your dates.
Happy couples: Putting the "P" back in "PDA" since forever. Ew.
Unicycles are badass. When in doubt, roll solo.
And Chris Martin is their sad third wheel.