Because you still need leftover money for rent. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
New high-tech shirt from Thinkgeek. And as amazingly James Bond as this t-shirt is, I think you lose some spy cred when you spell it out on your tee.
Based on Boing Boing's "Unicorn Chaser," a image that would purify your eyes after viewing some sort of horribleness the internet served you up, this beverage promises to re-energize even the most disturbed YouTubers.