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There's just something about these photos... I can't quite put my penis on it. FINGER! I mean finger.
For those of you with filthy minds.
The longest list of things that ARE NOT penises that you will see today.
Just a bunch of ordinary old photos. Why? What are you seeing?
It was a great year for things that weren't penises. H/T r/mildlypenis.
More like duct tape dy-nasty.
Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture!
Oh Lord. I know there's a 'blow' joke in there somewhere, but I'm short on time.
Single-serving blog 'Accidental Dong' tracks all of those times when you feel perverted for seeing penises in everyday life. Don't worry pervs! You're not alone!
You guys, this toy looks like so much fun! You can blow into it to make noise, and plus it looks just like a dragonfly!