"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realising I can’t carry 23 items in my arms through the store."
You count each stair as you climb them.
Because we'll always be this strange.
There may be a scientific reason you crave drama more than others.
We are all similar in a lot more ways than you would think.
How did we get Obama to use a selfie stick? Oh, because he wants you to go to https://www.healthcare.gov.
It's not just you! (Inspired by this Reddit thread.)
You're a very strange person. Just like everyone else.