Sometimes, you just gotta do what you've gotta do. Via Whisper.
Check under your tables and lock up your houses, this sly little dog is hungry and he'll take any opportunity to grab what he can get. He's certainly stolen my heart!
This big dog commits toy theft 4 times in less than a minute as the little dogs struggle to hold on to their toys.
This dog rules.
Saturday Night Live is facing allegations it stole material for two sketches, including an Emmy Award-nominated short. Hold up, hold up. SNL gets nominated for Emmys?
A failed thief tried to steal a bronze statue of Ronald Reagan from a park in California, leaving the American president hanging halfway.
He either loves straws, or simply hates them. Either way, they're not staying in that cup.
It's hard to film lions if they yoink your camera and run off (which is what happened to photograph site Africa Imagery).
Dumberer than Dumb & Dumber. Lock him up.
There's a reason why we invented belts, people. Use 'em!
What kind of a society are we living in where you can't just leave your house to take the dog for a walk, without coming home to your refrigerator entirely depleted of prepared and unprepared pudding?!
This is lengthy and deeply, deeply nerdy. But also incredibly charming and fun. So, you know, weigh your priorities and dive in.
Aww. There there.
Even Robin craves Taco Bell, sometimes.
This is the most uplifting story you will read all month. Plus, it has intrigue and excitement in it! And bikes, for those of you who like bikes. I like bikes a lot. (Metafilter, via Amanda.)
After unveiling a misplaced iPhone 4G, Gizmodo editor Greg Lowen tracks down more stuff left behind at bars near the Apple HQ.
A man trying to rob a store in Tulsa was caught on tape trying to escape when he heard police sirens.
Bling Ringer Alexis Neiers has been accused of stealing $200 from a lady at a night club. The lady wasn't even famous. How the mighty have fallen.
All you need is a rubber band and an overwhelming desire to get inside somebody else's locked hotel room. (Via.)
Cute kitty thievery? Enough "Awwww!" fuel to last me the whole winter.
Casey Johnson (the Johnson and Johnson heiress) is under arrest for grand theft.
How to tell when there's an iPhone thief around. Amanda needs to get this as a tattoo.
This appears to be a well-planned heist....but as this video plays, more and more people seem to become involved in the caper, like an old-time comedy movie! My only question is, how are they going to get the damn thing opened?
Together, these two notes tell a beautiful story about the power of compassion.
The pull-off tabs are genius. I am so going to start leaving passive aggressive signs like this around my apartment building.
You will be caught, and the British government will take away your internet.
Ah, Young Hollywood. It's stories like this that make us long for the days when troubled starlets were at least classy about their problems.