"I sharted and then proceeded to vomit all over the stage and the person I was auditioning with."
American Horror Story: Audition
"I found the theatre and I found my home."
"Hell week isn't for the weak."
'Cuz there's nothing like oPUNning night.
Seriously, mom, I need to get into the city this weekend. Do you know who's playing Crutchie on Saturday?