True love actually exists — this isn't a drill.
I'm not crying, I'm sobbing.
Dwayne to the rescue.
"Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world."
This is a case for the FBI.
Help, my ovaries.
"Now that I'm here I've got to tell you, I've got a little crush..."
Wenn Film-Magie nicht funktioniert.
Welcome to the jungle.
"This [Golden Globe Awards] is a definitional moment in the culture. It'll never be the same going forward," said Bannon, according to a new book.
I owe an apology to my followers and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
"Go fuck yourself James!"
Any of these recipes are perfect for a cheat day meal.
And the Academy Award goes to...
The game that plays you.
"I love you today. Tomorrow, FUCK OFF!"
"And once again, big daddy is completely surrounded by beautiful estrogen and loving, powerful female mana."
When it comes to raising kids, they really are just like us.
"Are you familiar with 'genetic editing'?"
"Go fuck yourself."
Pull up a chair.
*Makes engine noises and talks about family*
"Who plays board games anymore?"
Jacob O'Connor usó una técnica de reanimación cardiopulmonar (RCP) que vio en la película San Andreas para evitar que su hermano de 2 años se ahogara.
Jacob O'Connor used CPR techniques he saw in the movie San Andreas to save his 2-year-old brother from drowning.
Jacob O'Connor learned how to do CPR compressions from a scene in San Andreas.
Celebs are just like us — well, at least when it comes to once in a lifetime events.
The artist sometimes known as Dwayne shared a heartwarming tribute to his daughter on her 16th birthday.
2017 is the Year of the Daddy.
"Me + Will Ferrell in his Elf costume + doggy style. 'Nuff said."
"This is your new captain speaking."
Someone registered "Run the Rock 2020" to draft Dwayne Johnson to run for president against Donald Trump — but the White House isn't exactly worried about the Moana star as a potential challenger.
These photos are all that and a bag of chips!
"I wonder how much The Rock poops everyday."
I'm so sorry but you know I have to do it: These puns rock.
Why do you have the greatest calves of all time?!
"It was an awesome kiss."
Who needs a thrift shop anyways?
FINALLY. We have been waiting for this.
Your fave could NEVER.
Have no fear, Dwayne is here.
You're not COMPLETELY dead inside.
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? (Hint: It's protein.)
Happy Birthday to The Rock!
You obvs don't have to listen to me because I am not a film critic, but you can see for yourself.