Bonfire night food is the best food.
Pack your bags and head up north.
"God's own county" is pretty damn special.
A whole different world.
It's definitely barth not bath.
Because it is, isn't it?
There's no such thing as just a "northern" accent.
Pass me the gravy.
"It's like Blackpool Illuminations up here!"
It's time to find out.
Is it time to move from London to the seaside?
Time to finally find out for real.
Even though it inspired Game of Thrones and many Harry Potter scenes were filmed there, it sure is ugly.
Just don't go.
"Can I cadge a lift off you?"
Travel from Settle to Carlisle and have your breath taken away.
The chips are crap and the people are grumpy.
"Put big light on."
Wanna sleep with common people?
There's nowt so queer as Sheffield folk.
Watch out for Aki lurking in them bushes.
Bap or barm? Glass or glarrrrrss? Do you live in the right part of the country? Science has the answer. Sort of.
It will always be The Cav.
Alright. Via #GrowingUpNorthern on Twitter.
The Venga Bus taxi, Peter Kay, and chips and gravy.
Where's my sweet tea?!
Don't be turning into a Southern shandy now.
Where the cool kids hang out in Ann Summers.
Fancy grabbing some bait?
Don't lie to yourself: You'll date them all.
Just carry on until you reach the Lake District. There's nothing to see here.
Where piss-taking is mandatory.
Now then, lads and lasses: How many of these have you done?
Who else are you going to watch Waterloo Road while eating chips and gravy with?
Eeeee, was tha' abar, lar?
What part of "y'all" don't you understand?
Ever thought of swapping the South for the North?
If you think Mancs are just Corrie caricatures, give your 'ead a wobble.
Hoy man, get yasel awah here and see if yeh can dee Geordie, like.
Only the very best people are brought up on corned beef hash.
Because gravy goes with everything.
"Manchester's got everything except a beach." – Ian Brown
"Are you mad fer it?!"
From Morecambe to Ormskirk and Fleetwood to Nelson, we're heading down th'memory lane.
Spend a bit of time here, and you'll never want to leave.
It's not exactly the same, believe it or not.
Take this highly scientific quiz to find out.
Canadians know every word to the USA's national anthem so we put Americans to the test to see if they could do the same.
Rain? What rain?