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Law school graduate Brian Sloan has crowd-funded this plug-in device, which is apparently good for at least "1,000 hours of continued use".
Someone get the man some gamma-infused laxatives, STAT. Sculpture found at a shopping mall in South Korea. (Seriously.)
The "badass" chef and TV personality has caused quite a stir among the blogerati due to Travel Channel's creepy new print ad.