Jean-Claude Van Johnson is riding a wave of nostalgia for ‘80s action films and their stars, but the series doesn't move far beyond the dated tropes that shaped those movies in the first place.
Boys, please send us a little bit of whatever you're smoking.
"You guys want to get a room?" says Sylvester Stallone. SPOILERS ahead, but does it really matter?
The Lakers are supposed to be one of the best basketball teams ever assembled, but they can't even win a preseason game! Ha. What losers.
The movie just doesn't know when to stop adding action stars. But it'll be worth the price of admission to see how much screen time each actor gets.
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal!