It's probably not what you expect.
"Can I take the stuff about the butt and everything back?"
Kim knew nothing, Kanye smiled, and Jonathan was "a lot".
Over to you, Chrissy.
"I'm, like, hitting her butt, it's amazing!"
I can't deal with all the cuteness.
"You told me that before in a dream!"
Seriously, this is spectacular.
This family just gets cuter.
"NBC's like 'You know who we didn't like? Jim.'"
Cast Meryl in the Forrest Gump reboot.
She opened up a lot in her first interview since announcing the news.
It's all about the group chat, guys.
Baby number three is on the way via a surrogate, and Kim accidentally let slip during an appearance on The Ellen Show that it's a girl.
Their pain is comedy.
To be fair, I think we're all terrified of Twisty.
Pink is not playing with you.
I've never been so thrilled by a low-speed scooter accident.
He couldn't stop laughing, and neither could I, tbh.
Kim revealed how she felt during the ordeal, how she's completely changed since, and her desire to move on.
Ellen is nosey af and honestly same.
"These little kids be so woke."
Happy birthday, you freaking maniac.
Deepika told Ellen that she has "amazing babies with Vin in her head" thus making her genuinely concerned.
A truly fantastic year for looking back.
"GET THE FUCK IN BED."
Martha Stewart is not messing around.
"Thanks for that. This'll be a smooth interview."
Well, that was different!
All from her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
RIP all of us.
How is he so talented?
They're great animals, honestly.
Nothing compares to Hugh.
"Never have I ever made out with a woman twice my age..."
"You could cut the tension in here with a knife...Let's make some jokes!"
Ellen has accomplished so much in her lifetime.
It's funny watching famous people get scared.
I'm looking at you, Taylor Swift.
"Never have I ever caught my mom singing Diana Ross songs in the shower."
"I have a bad hip..."
Listen to the dance-friendly new tune, "Today's The Day."
"Just know every time you write stuff, every young girl in this country reads that and they just get a little bit chipped away."
Ellen DeGeneres makes J.Lo get R-E-A-L.
"Do you want me on the $20 bill?”
Kevin Spacey's got nothing on Macey.
He's so damn adorable.