So many ships I can get on board with.
Funny to everyone except his wife, apparently.
In Game of Thrones, the Night's Watch furs are actually rugs from Ikea.
In which Laurina actually became a dirty street pie.
This show is a mess and we're here for it.
Pour the wine, put out your pot plants, and put on a lei.. it's nearly Bachelor in Paradise time.
"I can throw a few things out there, gasbag, have some chinwags, and yarns…"
Australia, meet your new Badgelor.
She DID the damn thing.
He had me at "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my entire gender."
Forget Arie, let's shine the spotlight on these ladies.
Hopefully someone finds love...
"Yes, I got engaged to her two weeks ago, broke up with her yesterday, and I'm one thousand percent over her."
Was this whole thing written in the stars?
Literally, shame on Arie Luyendyk Jr. and the show.
"dm’ing your ex is a good look too 🙃"
"Arie is the guy who won’t leave until you tell him you forgive him for cheating on you."
"Luyendyk is pronounced “lyin-dick”, right?"
"I hope you swallowed the 💍"
Who will you give the final rose?
"Bekah spending 2 weeks on a marijuana farm after she got dumped by Arie and being reported missing by her own mother is arguably the best story in bachelor history."
Will you accept this rose?
The show we love to hate and hate to love.
Byeeee, girl. SPOILERS AHEAD.
"Man, you're imperfect, and isn't that amazing?"
Honestly, trust me, you need to click here — I can't explain all of this in a headline.
Are you a fave or a villain?
The most dramatic quiz yet.
"You don't know if you like him or if he's a scumbag, and I think that's why I'm attracted to him."
Do you have bumper car trauma?
The show has been criticized for slut-shaming female stars in the past.
That's why his hair's so gray. It's full of secrets...
"YOU get a Lauren, YOU get a Lauren..."
"Maybe Bekah can nanny for Corrine."
Just make sure you're there for the right reasons.
Cheers to the perfect gift.
Apollo and Tara and Keira! Oh my!
Paradise might be over, but the question still stands.
They're not all angry. Just most of them.
"I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS."
No one in Bachelor Nation was rooting for Arie Luyendyk Jr. to be the franchise’s next star. But he's actually returning to a Bachelor world shaped by a tectonic shift that he helped set off in 2012.
"Fuck you, Chris Harrison!"
Are you scallop fingers?
"If anyone deserved to find someone here, it was WELLS."
"Summer lovin'. Some are not."
I love their love.
No, seriously, where does Osher keep those date cards?
Suddenly I'm hungry.