We're going to take you back to the late '70s and early '80s and force you to choose between The Cure and The Smiths. Apologies in advance.
As John Waters once said, "bad taste is what entertainment is all about."
It's time to separate the Devos from the Duran Durans.
These are the 147 most perfect pop records ever created. How much of a pop addict are you?
These classic songs will get you on the dance floor.
If you take away the guitars and drums, most rock songs just sound like a maniac hollering in the street. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
You might know him as the leader of Chic, or the guy playing guitar on Daft Punk's "Get Lucky," but he's responsible for a lot more of your favorite tunes.
Welcome to a beautiful future in which you can force Nick Offerman to dance blissfully to Britney, Beyoncé, and Skrillex. Thank you, Popcorn Maker.