'"Daddy Chris Harrison"
This is going to be a messy, wild ride.
Masterchef, Idol, The Bachelor, Survivor, or Big Brother?
"I can't look you in the ~eye~ and tell you that I love you." – Brad Womack
"The best way to describe it is feeling like I only have access to 20% of my lungs."
Which princess must go?!
Peter Weber Is Allegedly Hanging Out With Kelley From "The Bachelor," And It Definitely Doesn't Look Like They're Social Distancing
A bit closer than six feet apart.
Colton Underwood Opened Up About Being Bullied For Being A Virgin And How It Made Him Question His Sexuality
"I thought, maybe I am gay."
“For anyone out there that is hesitant to self quarantine... please do yourself and your loved ones a favor and stay home.”
"If Hannah B and Tyler C do NOT come out of quarantine dating and in love I will simply pass away."
Hopefully this means we'll be getting some older men.
See how your opinions stack up.
"What has happened to show business?"
Barb can finally be happy.
Private concert or airplane ride?
What a total finasco.
22 Tweets That Prove Barb In Her Little Box In The Corner Was The Best Part Of "The Bachelor" Finale
"I want someone to support me as much as Barb supports Hannah Ann."
We did it, everyone. We survived this season.
Here Are My Thoughts On The First Episode And Finale Of "The Bachelor" Without Having Seen Anything In The Middle
"Peter, can I steal you for a second?"
Is Pete going to bring you home to them? **SPOILER ALERT**
Woof. That was a ride.
Will you accept this coronavirus disclosure form?
Well, we finally know why Peter rewards women who cry.
This cliffhanger is the ultimate game-changer for Peter.
Will Peter choose you?
Design A Sweet Bachelor Pad And We'll Reveal If You're More Like Hannah Ann Or Madison From "The Bachelor"
I promise your result won't be a finasco!
*everyone shouts at the same time*
"The only way that I can actually make you feel it is for you to see it."
Former Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay Doesn't Think "The Bachelor" Franchise Will Last Without Some Major Changes
"The show is either going to have to change or it's gonna end."
From wearing a fake baby bump to telling off Juan Pablo, let's take a stroll down memory lane.
We love a fake–baby bump queen!
Did someone say, "televised wedding"?
Are you here for the right reasons?
It's time for gramps to experience the fantasy suite.
Will there ever be a drama- free Fantasy Suite episode?
Will you accept this rose?
I hope we see this scene on "Women Tell All."
The reality television staple is almost two decades old, and tinkering with its formula is yielding diminishing returns.
Who votes Peter should be sent home next week?
We're going to need more wine.
"Producers track the contestants' menstrual cycles."
May the roses be ever in your favor.
Everyone's Personality Matches A Contestant From This Season Of "The Bachelor" — Plan A Valentine's Day Date To Find Yours
Let's channel your inner bachelorette!
What. Is. Happening.
"I love mess." —Marie Kondo, probably about The Bachelor.
Everyone's the villain now.
Let's talk about the windmill...
Cosmopolitan Pulled A "Bachelor" Contestant's Cover Because She Modeled "White Lives Matter" Merchandise
"Unequivocally, the White Lives Matter movement does not reflect the values of the Cosmo brand," said Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief Jessica Pels.
Will you receive the final rose?
Last Night, "The Bachelor" Producers Proved They Don't Get Paid Enough After The Victoria F./Chase Rice Drama
Truly a series of unfortunate events.
Wait, the singer Chase?
Name a better combo than dogs and The Bachelor. I'll wait.
"My heart is gold, but my vagine is platinum."
Guac is still extra in the Bachelor universe.
The most dramatic quiz in Bachelor history.
Nothing says true love like millions of people watching.
What are the two greatest things? The Bachelor and memes.
We'll Tell You How Far You Would Make It On This Season Of "The Bachelor" — Just Pretend To Be A Contestant To Find Out
Are you here for the...~flight~ reasons?
Chris Harrison is THRIVING.
The bottle pop heard round the world.
A "Bachelor" Contestant Apparently Tried To Comment On Her Own Photo From Her Finsta And It Ended Badly
"Nothing says 'genuine and real' like having a fake Instagram acct to comment compliments on your public one!!"
Is your dream job "Attorney" or "Former child"?
Bachelor Nation Is Praising Tyler C. For Telling Men To "Do Better" In Response To A Contestant's Comment
"We got to do better men."
"You asked Tyler out on the last episode. Did it ever cross your mind to ask me instead?" —Peter to Hannah
"Whoever gave Hannah that mascara is either getting fired or a promotion."
Are you going home with a diamond ring?
We're clear for takeoff.
Will you accept this rose?
The most dramatic season yet!
So. Many. Flight. Attendants.
"Trying to figure out how Hannah can be on Dancing with the Stars and Peter’s season at the same time..."
Kiss Arie or Luke?
Long live our long-haired, chaotic king.
I legit believe love is dead.
Fletcher, who held the title role of The Bachelorette's 12th season, and her beau spoke with BuzzFeed News about their new show and their advice for Pilot Pete.
For anyone nosey like me.
Complete with my own visual interpretations.
“He’s 100% OK and production is already back underway,” the show's host said in a statement.
There were SO many other options.
"ABC would rather cast Sean Spicer than have a black Bachelor."
Now, if only we knew who the Bachelor is...*looks at the camera knowingly*
Who needs anyone else's recaps?
IN 👏 DEREK 👏 WE 👏 TRUST. 👏
It all started with two words: Dog c**t.
"If I come over it's just for sex. Nothing more nothing less."
Would you take home the cash prize?
But seriously, WHERE IS VAKOO?!?!
That was one HECK of a first episode.
Heartwarming success story, or majestic trash fire? There is no in-between.