I hope you have your limo entrance all planned out.
I am the heart eyes emoji right now.
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Love is Blind films about 30,000 hours of footage which amounts to 1250 days or three and a half years' worth.
"My toxic trait is that I think I could win The Bachelor."
Plus, an Aretha Franklin throwback and why we're still thinking about Love Is Blind's Shake.
The Bachelor has always been absurd, but it reached new heights this season by leaning into the mess.
Laughs in Joe Millionare.
Hey, Katie? THIS is what gaslighting looks like.
Here Are The Funniest "Bachelor" Tweets From Hometowns Because, Let's Be Honest, They're The Best Part
Gabby is the best gift The Bachelor has ever given us.
Gabby's facial expressions are the best part of this season, tbh.
Would you wind up with a rose or a walk back to the limo?
The bachelor is a classic.
Sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't. 🤷♀️
This American Vs. British TV Poll Is Sure To Start Another Revolutionary War, And I Hope You're Ready
Let's see who really has better TV.
Kris Jenner is the most talented Kardashian by far.
Let's take a stroll down Canada's um... Walk of Fame?
If you've ever watched a season of The Bachelor (or The Bachelorette), you know they visit some stunning destinations. Draft your ultimate Bachelor in Paradise cast and I'll tell you where to vacation next!
♫ Almost paradise ♫
All aboard the cheugy train!
Believe it or not, but the people on Fixer Upper don't actually get a free home makeover.
With these kind of odds, I sure as hell wouldn't be searching for love on The Bachelorette.
One word: ENOUGH!!!!
Becoming A “Bachelor” Cast Member Is A Direct Pipeline To Becoming An Influencer, But What Is So Wrong With That?
In one part of this week's newsletter: How becoming a successful social media personality is much more likely than “winning” the love of the Bachelor or Bachelorette — so why are we still shaming contestants for openly pursuing it?
“You have no idea what it feels like to be the first person representing Black people to your lily-white audience," the former contestant and first Black Bachelorette wrote.
Win or lose, either way you're coming home to 20,000 new Instagram followers.
After last night, no one is allowed to say "here for the right reasons" again.
"I wasn’t expecting for it to happen."
“There are a lot of reasons people do or don’t like hugs. And I think it’s a good opportunity for us all to think about checking in with people to see what they’re comfortable with.”
That was a lot of making out with a man dressed like a cat...
Deadline reported that Harrison, who hosted the franchise for nearly two decades, will receive an eight-figure payout.
There's a lot going on here.
People Who Worked Behind The Scenes On Reality Dating Shows Are Sharing What It's Really Like, And My Jaw Is On The Floor
Do you accept this reality? I mean...ROSE?!
I'm honestly shocked.
"There was a point where I broke down on camera."
This almost makes up for all the awful mistakes from past seasons.
“These artists are more willing to talk about political issues, things that are going on in the world, and things that they themselves have experienced.”
Jesy Nelson deserved better.
“I’m a sucker for an opportunity to change the narrative, and disrupt space. As a huge housewives fan, and a RHONY fan in particular, this felt like an opportunity to change the game.”
"I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!"
"I probably just played ball a little bit too much with the producers."
Listen: It’s Great Former “Bachelor” Colton Underwood Could Come Out—But Does He Deserve A Netflix Show?
“Compare him to someone like Lil Nas X—a gay Black man who has to do everything right and nothing wrong just to be himself. We have Colton who harassed his last girlfriend and who was then given a Netflix show about his gay journey.”
The former Bachelor contestant has gotten a ton of positive press for his coming-out but hasn’t addressed the recent stalking allegations against him.
“None of us want to go back to the restrictive clothing we used to wear. Is this focus on comfort something we see staying around—or will we be back in heels and underwires by the end of the year?”
Here's a breakdown of Colton Underwood's recent past.
"I came to terms with that earlier this year and have been processing it," Underwood told Good Morning America. "I'm still nervous, but yeah, it's been a journey for sure."
"Y'all are gonna be the reason this show doesn't exist anymore, 'cause you're so damn toxic."
“Listen, ’90 Day Fiancee’ is a classic perfect reality show. It has everything you could ever want—and there are so many iterations, you can watch it year-round.”
“As a Black person living in America, it’s unfair that we have to do this, but we constantly have to give racist people the benefit of the doubt.”
That "After The Final Rose" was better than the finale.
Emmanuel Acho Asked All The Questions Bachelor Nation Has Been Wanting Answered On "After The Final Rose," And Twitter Was Here For It
"Emmanuel Acho is proof that Chris Harrison isn't the only person for the job, and not even the best person for the job."
BuzzFeed News talked with four former contestants who say the franchise didn’t support them when they heard insensitive comments from fellow contestants and received racist abuse from fans.
Tayshia Adams And Kaitlyn Bristowe Will Be Taking Over Chris Harrison's Role In The New "Bachelorette" Season
"Take a moment and say your goodbyes..."
There sure was a lot of butter.
Let's see if you'll get that Final Rose...
“When I think of the crisis, I don’t think very much about how self-hatred led to the spread of the disease. I think about government neglect, corporate greed, and various systemic issues.”
Why did we all just sit through two hours of that?
“If you only know about this show because of the drama, it’s kind of a shame. Because I feel like it takes a very sex-positive stance, especially when it comes to young women.”
“I don’t know what it’s like to know that sometimes your mental illness is going to get you in trouble, and knowing that you need to have the right people around you. And then not having those people around you.”
And then there were three.
"My greatest prayer is that this is an inflection point that results in real and institutional change for the better."
"It's hard for me to even think about."
Jordan Rodgers Revealed That He And JoJo Fletcher Shared An Off-Camera In-N-Out Date On "The Bachelorette"
Their love is too much for this world.
Listen: It’s Been Almost 25 Years Since Brandy Became Disney’s First Black Princess—Her Version Of Cinderella Is Finally Streaming
“Seeing a black princess, and a black fairy godmother connecting and making her dreams come true—that was impactful. I don’t know how many times we need to shout it from the rooftops—that Disney this is viable artistically and monetarily.”
I guess we just watched a whole season in one episode.
Chris Harrison Is Temporarily Leaving "The Bachelor" After His Remarks About A Contestant's Alleged Racist Past
Harrison announced the move on social media after being criticized for how he handled questions about contestant Rachael Kirkconnell's alleged racist past.
“I see the three movies as three different love triangles. There’s Lara Jean, Peter and Josh. Then Lara Jean, Peter and John Ambrose. And this last one is Lara Jean, Peter and who Lara Jean is becoming.”
"I am learning and will continue to learn how to be antiracist."
"I definitely think producers manipulate the story to get the reaction they want, which is exactly what they did to me."
"I am so deeply sorry."
"I am not the 'woke police.'" Uh, yeah, no kidding, Chris Harrison.
So long, villain(s).
ANNA! WORDS! MEAN! THINGS!
That silent dancing was something.
"I was made aware of a 'mutual' statement at the same time you all were."
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"I'm really glad you opened up to me."
So...his DMs...are open?
"This is The Bachelor, not The Sarah Show."
Wow, that was...a lot.
Who will be receiving your rose?
The reason why he applied for The Bachelor broke my heart.
Here's hoping Victoria goes home next week so the REAL villain can emerge.
Who else wants Victoria to go home, like, right now?
"I’m Victoria, like the queen."
Sorted, for your ease, from most to least recent.
Only one Lauren this season?!
Plus, the new season of "The Bachelor" is off to a dramatic start, "Blossom" turned 30, Arnold Schwarzenegger called Chris Pratt by the wrong name, and fans are on the edge of their seats waiting for "This Is Us."
And that's what you missed on Bach!
Toto, we're not in La Quinta anymore.
BUT WHERE'S OUR AFTER THE FINAL ROSE??
At this point, let's just invite every contestant back on the show.