Literally, shame on Arie Luyendyk Jr. and the show.
"dm’ing your ex is a good look too 🙃"
"Arie is the guy who won’t leave until you tell him you forgive him for cheating on you."
"Luyendyk is pronounced “lyin-dick”, right?"
"I hope you swallowed the 💍"
Who will you give the final rose?
"Bekah spending 2 weeks on a marijuana farm after she got dumped by Arie and being reported missing by her own mother is arguably the best story in bachelor history."
Will you accept this rose?
The show we love to hate and hate to love.
Byeeee, girl. SPOILERS AHEAD.
"Man, you're imperfect, and isn't that amazing?"
Honestly, trust me, you need to click here — I can't explain all of this in a headline.
Are you a fave or a villain?
The most dramatic quiz yet.
"You don't know if you like him or if he's a scumbag, and I think that's why I'm attracted to him."
Do you have bumper car trauma?
The show has been criticized for slut-shaming female stars in the past.
That's why his hair's so gray. It's full of secrets...
"YOU get a Lauren, YOU get a Lauren..."
"Maybe Bekah can nanny for Corrine."
Just make sure you're there for the right reasons.
Cheers to the perfect gift.
Apollo and Tara and Keira! Oh my!
Paradise might be over, but the question still stands.
They're not all angry. Just most of them.
"I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS."
No one in Bachelor Nation was rooting for Arie Luyendyk Jr. to be the franchise’s next star. But he's actually returning to a Bachelor world shaped by a tectonic shift that he helped set off in 2012.
"Fuck you, Chris Harrison!"
Are you scallop fingers?
"If anyone deserved to find someone here, it was WELLS."
No, seriously, where does Osher keep those date cards?
"They took it too far."
God, we're only six episodes in?
Sian: I want to leave. Matt: Sure go for it. Sian: OMG thank you so much I'll stay.
"Rachel! Don't settle for what is safe!"
"I'd like to be The Wine Bachelor, where I'm presented with 24 bottles of wine and get to sample all of them before choosing."
Are you more of a crier or more of a napper?
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Take your own journey through the process.
Literally all of us.
"How did these girls form a squad already? I can't even get a friend to meet me for coffee."
Ooooh boy, we're in for a big season.
The evolution of a Bachelor in 32 photos.
Who will get your final rose?
This season of The Bachelorette has featured its first black lead in Rachel Lindsay — but its ratings are down considerably.
Vibrators in the mansion! The reason everyone says "journey" all the time! And more.
There are a lot.
"Oh man, oh man, I’m so happy Paradise is back! I’m telling you, I was worried. I was concerned.”
Production on the show will resume soon. But Corinne Olympios's attorney says "our own investigation will continue."
Her legal team has asked for them, but hasn't been granted access.
Don't take this quiz if you're here for the wrong reasons.
16 Tweets About The NBA Finals Being On Instead Of "The Bachelorette" That Will Make You Angry All Over Again
You weren't the only one who was upset.
Warner Bros., which produces the series, has described the incident as "misconduct" but has not given details about what transpired. [Update: No misconduct was discovered.]
Who's gonna get your final rose?
Yes, Corinne will be there.
A Former "Bachelor" Star Had The Best Response To A Gossip Magazine Asking If She Got Breast Implants
"Go report that, In Touch Weekly."
There is a tiny amount of good news among the wreckage.
Here for the right reasons.
Moms are so great.
It’s one of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do.
Soules, aka "Farmer Chris," is also being investigated for alleged possession of alcohol at the time of the crash.
“Were my V’s that deep on The Bachelor?"
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.
Now's your chance!
Spring break and the Bachelor just seem to go together.
"Once you go black..." LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, DEAN.
We need to talk about Nick, Vanessa, and Raven. Spoilers ahead.
"That finale was so not Raven."
I just don't know anymore.
We'll determine if you’re really here for the right reasons.
Even though nobody can make cheese pasta like Raquel.
Ladies, it's time for the final rose.
My vagine is platinum.
The most dramatic quiz in BuzzFeed history.
But remember the last Bachelor AU proposal?
Hey, can I steal you away for a sec? It's important.
They're all here and they're all mad at Nick. And Corinne.
"Girl if ur not on Raven's level the day after spending a night w ur boo GET U A NEW BOO HE AINT THE ONE."
The Bachelor aired a bizarre montage to an orgasm last night, and you need to see it.
How did *he* dump *her*?
People only hate who they can't be, right?
What in bachelornation?
"Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps. Why am I getting in trouble for napping?"
You either have a platinum vagine or you don't.
Hometown dates have arrived!
"After this episode I felt like I just got sent home and I ain't even on the show."
Someone must've given Nick scissors, because he's making cuts left and right.
You're here for the right reasons.
And yes, Ellen asked her about the nanny.
Are you more of a Corinne or a Rachel?