Dads practically invented savagery.
«Beaugoss ça s'écrit pas comme ça.»
"My intelligence is MENSA level. Have you heard of MENSA?" H/T r/iamverysmart
"I moved $20 in your account. You have $21 now."
"I think that might've been my friends, they had my phone..."
So bad, they're good.
«Je suis partante pour un café sans sucre ni ambiguïté.»
"But you'll get so much exposure!" H/T r/ChoosingBeggars
Vous ne vous plaindrez plus jamais de ne pas recevoir assez de messages.
"What is a tie pod?"
From the "SOS" to the "sus."
Oh my god.
"Where are you when I need you?"
Think before you text.
Republican senators who'd expressed concern about missing text exchanges between FBI employees Peter Strzok and Lisa Page were muted in response.
The assertion undercuts Republican claims that the FBI is trying to cover up wrongdoing on the part of the lead FBI agent in the early months of the Trump-Russia probe.
This will be interesting.
Your Snapchat streak with each other is something you pride yourselves on and constantly brag about.
Manche sind brutal, andere irgendwie süß, aber alle sind lustig.
Just hope everyone agrees with how you answer these questions.
"Is this future me?" "No, it's Isabelle."
"Are you awake? I want to talk about Joe Jonas."
Good luck to them.
Much like Santa, this quiz knows if you've been bad or good.
"Come to the library and throw me down the stairs."
I'm cringing on their behalf.
*sets phone on fire* H/T str8boytexts
"Can I send you a picture of my butt cheeks?"
*bloque ce numéro*
Time to stop snooping on each other's social media, folks.
"I ate a sour skittle for breakfast."
"Are you a banker because leave me a loan." Ouch.
It can all go very wrong.
Tech is hard.
Can you handle the bad grammar?
Histoire d'éviter toute confusion.
Always check before you text.
"Hugs and kisses, Helen."
Not all heroes wear capes.
*slightly smiling face emoji*
Nathan's emotional response also has some people (mostly men) unable to relate and highly skeptical.
This is actually what dreams are made of.
"New phone, who dis?"
Get a heart-on.
"Let me hide the body."
"Are you out drinking?"