140. Characters. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Every ring tells a story.
Dunkin' Donuts is better than Starbucks...and that's obvious.
Kid's best friend.
How do you spell "where did all my money go?"
Maybe don't do that.
Just say no to over-tweezing.
They're not ALL about dogs, but...a lot of them are about dogs.
Pineapple Express isn't just a strain.
Maine is the closest U.S. state to Africa.
We're all a little bit of both.
Let's settle this.
I can't choose between McFlurries and fries. I JUST CAN'T.
At least until the morning.
Dwight Schrute could probably ace this quiz. Can you?
Stupefy or Stupify?
This is harder than Wizard's Chess.
It's just deliciously true.
Let's settle this once and for all.
2017 > 2016
There's high, and then there's HIGH.
They can't help it they're so extra.
"This isn't a phase! This is who I really am!"
Brace yourself for ~extreme middle school flashbacks~.
Like going shopping with ice packs strapped to your boobs.
"I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch."
Some things don't need words to be said.
:: repins everything ::
You can blame all those crappy direct-to-video Disney sequels on The Return of Jafar!
Trust me, they are.
2016: a great year for snaps.
See also: 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.
"I'm dying to listen to my new music, but I can't get it open."
"I put my symptoms into WebMD and it turns out I just have kids."
Texting peaked in 2016.
’Tis the season to get messy.
Your routine vs. everybody else's.
Hershey's Kisses, I've never longed for you so much.
Mom claims she doesn't play favorites, but we all know she's lying.
Your style reveals everything.
Lasagna the hell.
Your world is about to be rocked. ROCKED.
Traditional New York style and beyond!
Don't worry, Neville still is hot.
Everything is crazy and nothing makes sense, but these things are still true.