Everyone told me not to do it... I didn't listen.
♫ scary music ♫ GOOOOONEEEE GOLDFISHIN'.
Nothing could be more truly American than transforming a bountiful array of tacos, nuggets, and curly fries into your holiday meal.
BRB, just going to lie on the ground and never let go.
Part turtleneck, part bib and part dog Snuggie; the Necky is the latest in idiotic infomercial fashion.
An innovation in the field of Pet Humiliation, Petattoos allows you to stamp "Poop Machine" (see #23) on your pooch with ultimate ease.
Finally, proof that some models do enjoy the occasional American meal of choice.
Hundreds (hundreds!) of infants were dropped from the roof of a mosque in western India in the belief that the fall ensure them health and prosperity.
We're bringing this one back - MSNBC declares "a growing number of men are proudly sporting body-shaping legwear."