Imagine swimming along and this guy just chompin' on you.
If only you could bookmark this list in your subconscious.
Come on, guys.
"Tooth Fairy, you need to get your life together."
I vant to suck your blood.
Why does every science fact sound like a line from my nightmare journal?
Delhi waalon, get ready to get your drums out if there is a locust infestation.
For the person who won't trust anything with less than 1,000 reviews, especially when it comes to their skin and hair.
Turns out that the Top End feels exactly like being on Isla Nublar.
SmileDirectClub is trying to silence its critics with legal threats after the American Association of Orthodontists lodged complaints against the Nashville startup in 36 states.
PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
Dental disclosing tabs reveal how bad you are at brushing your teeth. Let’s try some!
The horror. THE HORROR.
After growing up poor in West Virginia, I thought I had made it out and built a better life for myself. But my teeth are only getting worse.
Interviewing BuzzFeed employees while having food stuck in my teeth.
Sadly, your dentist will probably still ask how often you floss. The products in this post were updated in February 2018.
Prepare to be uncomfortable.
Don't bristle at these questions.
Let's all agree that temporary crowns are the worst.
Or maybe you just know a lot about teeth!
Being nasty pays. ;)
Nobody actually brushes in the shower, right?
"Why are you providing this information to people when it's false?"
How often do you brush your teeth?
You can smell the pink goop like it was yesterday.
Kiss your lipstick naiveté goodbye.
Pinterest = why I have trust issues.
“NARS lipstick or groceries…?”
"What do you mean I have to wait ANOTHER three months to get my braces off?!"
"Wear it all the time, except when you're eating." But I'm always eating.
Brb, going to brush my teeth.
Run your tongue over your teeth and feel that nice, fuzzy bacteria biofilm.
Go on — try not to smile along.
An apple a day won't keep the dentist away.
The stereotype is a lie.
A masters class gets...interesting.
Does this mean they ate a human?
From white to brown in five days.
Unless you love sucking up 10 million germs a day, ofc.
Let's be honest, orthodontists live to cause children pain.
Netflix and kill.
Drone fairies are every damn thing!
Give us your grossest/funniest/weirdest stories, please.
"Remember that wonderful time when your mouth was full of wires?"
"I forgot to yell you..."
Where is the anesthesia?
Charlotte Bateman, 49, didn't want to go out in public after an undiagnosed gum disease did this to her teeth.
"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony..."