"Nobody asked you, Patrice!"
Chandler and Joey would try to convince Gunther that Barney's name was actually "Swarley."
It's going to be legen...wait for it...dary.
Haaave you met Ted?
I don't care how many times he stole a blue french horn.
Jim Parsons originally auditioned for the role of Barney.
Have you met Ted?
Are you down-to-earth like Robin, or ~intense~ like Jeanette?
Any time Ted did anything, basically.
It's the ending, isn't it?
Say what you will about Ted Mosby, but he dated some cool women.
Haaaaaave you seen ANY other show?
How legen — wait for it — dary are you really?
Would he bring you a blue french horn?
Haaaaaaaaaaaave you met Ted?
"I think it was in keeping with the DNA for the show."
Seriously, Ted, take notes.
Come on, guys.
Spoiler: Kid Ted Mosby is way less annoying than adult Ted Mosby.
"I would have stolen you a whole orchestra."
Haaaaave you met Ted?
Robin Sparkles was only the beginning.
"Haaaaave you met Ted?"
"I would have stolen you a whole orchestra." —Ted Mosby
Goddammit Ted, pay attention.
Suit up! (SPOILERS.)
Are You "The One?"
"Tatti kidhar hai?"
"My parents live in Ohio; I live in the moment."
Suit up and take a trip down memory lane.
At least you won't get Patrice.
This How I Met Your Mother character knows a thing or two about struggling to find love.
This is an ode to the Slutty Pumpkin.
We dare you to try to pick a favorite.
We finally have answers, people! All that's left to learn is her name!
And why shouldn't he? He's a very well-respected professor of architecture at Columbia University.