Lass uns darüber reden, was deine Vagina will und braucht.
"Nein, ich bin nicht untervögelt. Ich bin wirklich so unfreundlich."
Einen Jumpsuit tragen und dich zum Pinkeln komplett ausziehen müssen.
In der Lage sein, einen trockenen Tampon herauszuziehen.
Please don't make me take out a dry tampon ever again.
Erst während deiner Tage wird dir bewusst, wieviel Klopapier du eigentlich so brauchst.
Müll oder Toilette?
Trash, toilet, or nah?
You've probably gone through at least a few of these...
So. Many. Cool. Dads.
Einen Tampon die Toilette herunterspülen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There is no discreet way to hand over a pad.
Wenn sich der Bügel durch den BH bohrt und dir ganz bestimmt gleich mitten in die Lunge sticht.
Double checked a chair after you get up, just in case.
"I don't need my period tracker. I just pointed at a squirrel and said, 'You're a beautiful fuckwad, you know that?'"
"Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants? – next on wtf is going on down there."
Why isn't all of this stuff just free?
Try to get on our level.
Comment parler des règles avec humour et subversion.
BLOOD IN THE BUTTCRACK.
Âmes sensibles et flux légers s'abstenir.
Moi: ah cool mes règles sont finies je peux mettre des jolis sous-vêtements Dame nature: hahahahaha
"Never realized how cavernous the human vagina can be until I couldn't get my diva cup out for three hours."
We're not ovary-reacting.
Toot toot, now arriving at menstruation station.
For every box of tampons you buy, another is given to a woman going without.
"My older sister thought you put a tampon between your labia like a hot dog in a bun."
Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
Not all women can afford period products. So, we decided to see what that felt like.
"Did I get my period, or is that just butt sweat?"
*still resentful towards the girl who was second-to-last to get her period*
"Our job is done when menstrual hygiene is a right, not a privilege."
You don't have to spend a fortune to find an awesome item. The products in this post were updated in May 2018.
These are really bloody difficult.
As if you haven't experienced at least 1 of these!?
Pretty sure this is a first.
Featuring stills from The Prince of Egypt because it's a great movie, don't @ me.
Are you a period prodigy?
They would use actual blood to demonstrate how well they soak up blood.
Tousser pour masquer le bruit d'un tampon qu'on déballe dans les toilettes.
"It's kind of erotic in a way."
"Mmm, someone's PMSing. How'd ya like that? How'd ya like that?"
"I masturbate in the shower when I'm on my period. Multiple orgasms, no cleanup." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
The city council voted to end taxes on feminine hygiene products and to raise the smoking age, supporting two movements that have been gaining momentum.
"Sir Bloodalot has come to visit this week."
Feminine hygiene products will be dispensed for free in bathrooms at 25 public schools in New York as part of a program to increase access to essential care.
The perfect accessories for when you're bleeding from your vagina.