Leaked: White House Talking Points On Gay Marriage Flip
After President Obama announced his support for gay marriage today, the White House sent this document to allies. The tone is soothing, not celebratory: "We make it absolutely clear that we are talking about civil marriages and civil laws. This isn’t a federal issue."
Super Bowl Talking Points For People Who Know Nothing About Football
Bring these with you to the game, and you'll sound like a regular football fan. Maybe this year you're trying to impress that special someone at your Super Bowl party. Maybe you enjoy the elaborate performance art of pretending to know what you're talking about. Either way, we've got you covered, with handy cut-out talking points tailored to whichever team you choose to pretend to root for.
Read Newt Gingrich's Talking Points After His Florida Defeat
A source forwards the campaign's official spin: "This will prove a pyric victory." They spelled Pyrrhic wrong, but the losing candidate will make the case that it's now grassroots vs. Establishment, "Ford/Reagan all over again." No mention of Rick Santorum.