No one does carbs better.
Don't play this while you're drunk; you might get confused and eat the screen.
Cheese or gravy?
Your food choices should always determine where you live.
Long lines be damned.
Utter genius or crimes against punning? You decide.
All of the toppings.
And that's before we even mention cheese.
In fact, in some cases it's hard to say exactly what it is.
"Can I get a diet cock with that, and is the cumcumber vagitarian?
These are just perfect.