Shut up and take my toonies!
Don't worry, be sappy.
Whether that pretension is literary, gastronomic, or generalized.
Everything's under $50!
Every day should be pie day!
Easy like, Saturday morning...
That drizzle, that stir... it just comes together like magic.
Things aren’t always as they seem.
For when you have a pumpkin and it’s not October.
"I expect magic to happen in my mouth."
"How have you never tried chicken and waffles?"
For breakfast or dessert!
French toast, grilled cheese and s'mores- the only recipes you'll ever need.
Time to get your wine on.
"I'm pickin' up good vibrations."
Can you make it through this without your mouth watering?
And you thought maple syrup was just for waffles...
Creep, don't kill my vibe.
Does the prof for "Tree Climbing 301" have office hours?
This fight at a Denny's in Chicopee, Massachusetts erupted when a woman asked the table next to her if she could borrow the syrup. The response to the query: "Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me." Hell soon followed.
Hot off the griddle and seared into your brain forever.
Why does Uncle Jemima always get away with everything?
A hungry artist devised three methods to customize a pancake: stenciling, screen printing, and laser etching. Printing worked the best.