If you're anything like me, you understand the appeal of starting mock sword fights with your umbrella. Thanks to Think Geek, you can now add a touch of realism to this activity by purchasing an umbrella with a broadsword handle. Now if you'll pretend that my snapping turtle is a dragon, I'm all set to rescue a princess.
Guy With Sword Interrupts Neighbor's Porn
Some guy was watching porn by himself in his apartment when his downstairs neighbor kicked in his door and confronted him with a "three-foot long sword," thinking someone was being raped. The porn watcher told the reporter that it won't stop him from watching porn in the future.