Take the treadmill right next to me. I dare you.
Don't act like you haven't peed in the locker room showers before.
I guess it's got to ~exit~ your body somehow, right?
A total body workout in 30 minutes.
"It's like someone is gently skinning me alive."
Three words: Upper. Lip. Sweat.
Why. Do. I. Sweat. So. Much.
Beat the heat before you turn into a puddle.
Don't mind me. Just wiping up my butt sweat over here.
Boob sweat, mustache sweat, butt sweat.
Waddling like a penguin because your thighs are chafing.
Underboob, underarm, under thigh and under every corner, I will find only sweat.
Raise your hand if you've ever left butt sweat on your seat.
We don't really sweat... we glisten.
Like when you spend more time untangling headphones than you do actually working out.
Ready to get toned up?
Because you yoga better together.
There's nothing fun about FUNgus.
"Thick thighs save lives…except for over the summer."
Because boob sweat, chafed thighs, and dead phones are very real.
Black is ~always~ in.
Because misery loves company, right?
Can you make this part of your routine?
Sweat, sweat, baby!
Everything's under $40, people.
More like sweat t-shirt! Know what I mean?
Can't keep my sweat to myself.
Eminem's palms got sweaty before his rap battle, but for you, it's no special occasion.
Sure, the outfits may look cute, but can they can they actually withstand a workout?
"Don't sweat it." — one of these people.
*stares at back of own hand in mixture of disgust and awe*
Flip-flop feet and chub rub.
They’re an excuse to wear pajamas in a social setting.
“I would not do this again.”
"Bro, driving home on the Palmetto tonight was such a mission!"
*throws away another white shirt*
Mouths open, buttholes clenched. #FeastModeFam
Do you have the work ethic of blood? The mediating influence of urine? What is your spirit fluid?
I'll see your tent and raise you a house.
Thank you to all veterans and active duty military for your service. You give us the freedom to frag noobs all day.
Tight on space and time? Do this anywhere, anytime.
What are you really smelling when you smell your armpits?
Nice to feet you.
Even my sweat is sweating!
The trick to beating the heat is you can't.
Please don't touch my sweaty palms.
Thigh chafing is a real thing.