The man told police he "wanted to go be with the swans because they don’t judge him."
The'll feel like they're at a hotel!
If swans & beavers can make a relationship work…then maybe we can too?
It's the guy's laugh that makes it. A bit of NSFW language, so headphones required.
Only in Britain...
Simon from Wildlife Aid has balls crafted of pure titanium.
This is not a thing that is happening.
It's unclear why - or indeed if - the bird was mounting a sit-down protest, but its reign of terror is now over.
They can't. They won't. THEY JUST DID! Meet Australia's surfing swans.
And don't worry, the swan didn't die. Rejoice!