"Y'all know damn well that I don't wear these."
I don't know what the pug has to do with the wedding, but I'm here for it.
Magic is clearly real, guys.
This boy is a national treasure.
Everything is a lie.
Or pretty much anyone else who'll love getting a package of surprise goods delivered to their doorstop, TBH.
Having Ellen cheer you on is the jackpot of life.
Is company always a blessing?
"Is this happening right now? Are we getting married?"
"Do we have tissues up in this bitch?"
I f*cking love peanut butter.
The ultimate turn on: pure gold.
She wanted to be a monkey as a child.
Color us jealous.
"It's all in your head"
"I'd never change anything and I certainly couldn't have done better."
"This might be affecting me."
I can't believe I started with giving you a list of my insecurities, and this is where we ended up!
Aside from, ya know, being magic and shit.
Just don’t put meat in chocolate…unless it’s bacon.
Who would you send a potato to?
"Wow, you're my idol!"
"Are you making my hair black?"
The future is looking pretty damn bleak y'all, so enjoy some of the funniest surprising BuzzFeed moments of 2016.
All I want for Christmas is to have The Rock continue to do this for military families.
The best surprise.
It was disgustilicious.
Jordan gets "flesh lips" in this episode of Buzzfeed Is Running Out Of Ideas.
We surprised coworkers and had them dump out their bags -- and yes, we found a knife AND a dildo.
"I love dogs"
"I think he might have fallen a little bit for me."
…and eats a bunch of crickets himself.
"I totally got you to sing Camp Rock songs, everyone's gonna hear!" —evil genius Demi Lovato
"I just really don't want this to be...a prank."
*combusts with cutness*
"There's a baby?!"
«Les dresseurs de lamas nous ont dit: "Venez faire la fête avec nous!"»
Get ready to be afraid of stick men all over again.
"Who is that man mommy?"
“Green tea, black tea, and white tea are actually all from the same plant.”
When I was younger I told my mom, "I don't want to ever get married. Because then the movie's over!"
There ain’t nothin’ like a furry creature!
"I've had one million deep connections."