Who says Captain America can't be a woman?
With great power comes great responsibility.
You'll look super.
In case there was any doubt, a spokesperson from the Institute of Physics told BuzzFeed News it's probably just sticky skin.
No. More. Traffic.
Let's face it, you could use a power or two!
“I could be Beyoncé’s friend and she wouldn’t even know!”
"I'm felling really warm and tingly."
Let's see how ~charmed~ you are.
Instantaneous pocket puppies!
Seriously, how do they do it?
Tell us all about it.
Let's decide this once and for all.
My sarcasm sense is tingling!
Being a teacher automatically makes you a superhero.
Some pretty stellar reads you might not have heard of.
For all the Superdads out there. Via r/DadReflexes.
Someone actually thought that Gillian Anderson wasn't a "bombshell." WHAT?!
With great superpower comes great super-responsibility.
You're basically an Avenger.
Humans have got nothing on these.
If you can do any of this, then you are definitely our hero.
The full glory of Her Beyness obviously can't be reproduced with a pencil, but this is a pretty good try.
It can even buy happiness. No matter what silly old proverbs say.
I still think it would be fun to communicate with fruit, though.
Ideally, we’d all like to have super powers like Spiderman and Superman. But if we actually had powers, they would probably be more along the lines of this.
Not your regular superpowers, but powers that would just plain suck to have for one reason or another.
A collection of illustrated superpowers, which are also superuseless. Not quite invisibility and flight, these one-off abilities including Lukewarm Touch and Complimentary Chameleon, might not be exactly what you wished for.